Red Quote #125
Quote from Red in Laurie and the Professor
Laurie: So I guess I disappointed you, Daddy. I'm really sorry. I just wish he wouldn't have taken advantage of me and my love for education.
Eric: Huh. That is just so weak.
Red: Well, I guess you're not the first student to be taken advantage of by a teacher.
Eric: Oh, wait. Where are you going with that, Dad?
Red: Just try not to be too hard on yourself.
Eric: No, no! No!
Laurie: And the really sad thing is Eric saw him kiss me today, and he didn't even try to stop him.
Eric: 'Cause she wanted it!
Red: You knew about this and you didn't do anything? She's your sister!
Laurie: Yeah, Eric. Why?
Red: I'll deal with you later, Eric. Come on, Laurie. I'll make you a cup of coffee and explain to you the nature of men. Something I thought you already knew, but apparently you don't.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Laurie and the Professor’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Eric: Oh, Mom. Oh, my god, Mom. I had her in my sights. I mean, she was right in the cross hairs.
Kitty: Oh, honey... You know I love you and your sister equally. But if you ever get an opportunity again, for God's sake, pull the trigger.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Excuse me, may I please have a hickey, please?
Donna: No.
Fez: Please?
Donna: No!
Fez: Jackie?
Jackie: No!
Fez: Please?
Jackie: No!
Fez: So, the two of you do things to please your man. Well, Fez is a man. Why do you not please him? Why?
Quote from Midge
Donna: So, here we are... together... again.
Midge: Yeah. I'm just loving the time we spend together, Donna. In my new book, Our Mothers, Ourselves, it says we're supposed to be friends. We should talk to each other and listen. Your stupid father never listens.
Donna: Is there anything in your book about not insulting my father?
Midge: Oh, I don't know, I only read the first chapter. Okay, no more talking about your father. So, how do you like the clogs I bought you?
Donna: Oh, they're awesome.
Midge: Oh, good, 'cause your father's an ass!