Jackie Quote #467
Quote from Jackie in Short and Curlies
Kelso: All right, here we are. Good luck in Chicago.
Jackie: Michael, this is the bus station.
Kelso: Yeah. I said I'd give you a ride, and then under my breath I whispered, "To the bus station."
Jackie: No, no, no. No. I can't ride the bus. Other people's butts have been on those seats.
Kelso: Well, I'm not driving you all the way there. That's, like, two hours away.
Jackie: Michael, you put this car in gear and take me to Chicago right now.
Kelso: You know what? You haven't changed at all. You're just still- Just a spoiled little princess who gets by on her good looks, and bitchy demands, and mean and painful pinches.
Jackie: Yeah, well, you still don't have any manners. A real man wouldn't let the princess ride the bus.
Kelso: Well, you know what? You're not even a princess. You're just a little bossy boss.
Jackie: That's right, Michael. I'm the boss, and you're taking the boss to Chicago right now. [pinches Kelso]
Kelso: Ah! Fine! You're always telling me what to do. I've missed this.
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Quote from Donna
Eric: Okay, Donna, I'm ready for my going-away present. Yahoo.
Donna: [o.s.] All right, here I come.
[Donna walks out dressed as Princess Leia]
Eric: Holy Mother of Skywalker.
Donna: You can do whatever you want to Princess Leia. Her force field is down.
Eric: Donna, this is the best... Wait a second, Leia doesn't have a force field. She... Oh, you know what? I'm too excited to quibble.
Quote from Donna
Eric: Wow, so, it's like, I can do anything I want? Can I touch your buns?
Donna: What? You wanna touch my butt?
Eric: No, not those buns. You know, the buns.
Donna: Eric, that seems kind of weird.
Eric: Yeah. You know what? That is, like, a little weird. Maybe I'll just rub my face up against one of them?
Donna: Okay.
Eric: [rubs face against Donna's hair] Leia. Oh, Leia.
Bob: [o.s.] Donna, meet me downstairs for fried shrimp in T-minus 20 seconds. Wear an old shirt. These things are greasy.
Donna: Wow, that's almost enough to take you right out of the moment, huh?
Eric: Okay, Donna. From now on, the only thing I'd like you to say is, "Use the force, Eric."
Donna: Okay, that seems kind of...
Eric: Donna.
Donna: Use the force, Eric.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Fire! Fire!
[As Donna runs onto the driveway in her Princess Leia costume, Eric runs out in his underwear with a stormtrooper helmet on.]
Red: What the hell is on your head?
Eric: I'm still wearing the helmet, aren't I?
Bob: What did you do to my daughter?
Eric: Nothing. I was a perfect gentleman. I just squeezed her buns.
Kitty: I suggested a photograph, not a go-go dance from outer space.