Kelso Quote #823
Quote from Kelso in 2000 Light Years from Home
Kelso: Angie. I've been thinking about this all day, and I finally worked up the nerve, and I think we need to talk about us.
Angie: Michael, I'm breaking up with you.
Kelso: How dare you!
Angie: I'm moving to Milwaukee.
Kelso: Milwau- Well, when were you gonna tell me, you know, your boyfriend?
Angie: Come on, you know things were sort of fizzling anyways.
Kelso: Fizzling? How can you even say that? What about all the times you said that I was really, really good-looking?
Angie: Michael, it's over, but know this, when I said you were good-looking, I really meant it. [exits]
Kelso: You know what? You got a lot of growing up to do.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘2000 Light Years from Home’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Look, man, tell Donna to just lay off, okay? Africa is gonna be awesome. You know, they have this bug over there that burrows into your brain, and it lays, like, a thousand eggs. And then, when the eggs hatch, they, like, shoot out of your head like little worm bullets.
Eric: Kelso, those worms aren't in Africa. They're on the planet Zorgon, which is from a comic book that you wrote.
Kelso: Just trying to generate a little buzz.
Quote from Jackie
Eric: So, the upshot is I have absolutely no money for college.
Donna: Eric, don't worry, there are plenty of ways to get money for school.
Hyde: Yeah, man, you could always get a football scholarship.
Jackie: Hey, look, he weighs about as much as a football, and people do like to kick him.
Quote from Jackie
Hyde: WB, what the hell were you thinking?
William: I don't know, I thought I'd try a new thing with my shoulders.
Jackie: Look, he means, why did you promote that whore, Angie?
William: You mean my daughter Angie?
Jackie: I stand by my statement. You can't hit a girl.