Red Quote #931
Quote from Red in 2120 So. Michigan Ave
Kitty: You know, it looks like you might need some help unpacking.
Red: Kitty, no.
Kitty: Oh, just sit. I'll just be a minute. But remember, you are a guest in these kids' home. Just like they've been a guest in our home for years.
Red: Yeah. I'm a guest. Just like they've been guests in my house.
[Red grabs the bowl of chips and turns the TV over]
Fez: Hey, that was my program.
Red: Yeah, that's a bummer. [dumps chips on couch] Oops.
Kelso: What- What kind of animal just dumps food on someone's couch?
Red: I'll clean it up later, dude.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘2120 So. Michigan Ave’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Eric: Man, it's like I finally figured out what I wanna do with my life, and now I might never be able to do it. And, might I add, through no fault of my own.
Donna: Eric, the last time you used the phrase "through no fault of my own" was when you said, "Donna, your cat's dead through no fault of my own." Which I later found out meant, "Donna, I ran over your cat."
Quote from Red
Eric: I don't know why she's so mad.
Red: Well, you'll often find, as you go through life, that when you try to turn your girlfriend into a prostitute, she gets cranky.
Eric: Okay, but, Dad, passing PE is all that's standing between me and the rest of my life.
Red: You're lucky this table is standing between my foot and your ass.
Quote from Kelso
Jackie: Okay, the first event is the talent portion of the competition.
Kelso: Okay. Judges, I present you with a dramatic scene from the major motion picture The Godfather. [screams] "There's an entire horse in my bed. Why would you do this, Godfather. Why?" And then the horse says, "[neighs] Let this be a warning."
Hyde: The horse doesn't talk, Kelso.
Kelso: Oh. I was thinking of Jaws. "Look at my jaw."