Jackie Quote #436
Quote from Jackie in Street Fighting Man
Donna: Wow, you actually got food for everybody? How unnaturally thoughtful of you.
Jackie: Oh, don't worry. I have an ulterior motive. See, I got Steven caramel corn, but Steven doesn't like caramel corn. And he knows I know he doesn't like caramel corn, but I'm gonna give it to him anyway.
Donna: Wicked.
Jackie: Yeah. Okay, boys, I got you all your favorite snacks. Red, I got you a hot dog. Donna, I got you three hot dogs. And, Steven, I got you caramel corn.
Hyde: I don't like caramel corn.
Jackie: Oh, my. Well, if I was still your girlfriend and not just someone you couldn't see a future with, I might care. But I'm not, so I don't. Buh-burn!
Hyde: Hey, Red, want to trade that hot dog for the caramel corn?
Red: Yeah, sure. I don't care.
Jackie: Damn. I forgot about tradesies.
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Red: Eric, how the hell can you wear a Bears jersey at a Packer game?
Donna: Okay, maybe he doesn't understand why it's wrong. Let me tell you in a way how you can understand. The Packers are like the Jedi, and you're wearing a "Go Darth Vader" jersey.
Eric: Donna, that's ridiculous. The Jedi don't play football. They play Manuku.
Hyde: Forman, this is worse than when you wore the Air Supply T-shirt to the Aerosmith concert.
Red: For God sakes, will you just take the damn jersey off?
Eric: No. You know what? I like rooting for the underdog, okay? I am the underdog in real life. I like Charlie Brown.
I like The Little Engine That Could. I like the Bears.
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Kitty: I can't believe you got into a fight.
Eric: You know, I'm thinking about becoming a boxer. They may have to invent a whole new weight class. Hey, what's lighter than a feather?
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Red: Come on. Let's go tell your mom about our day. Oh, hey, where'd you learn all those fighting moves, by the way?
Eric: Spider-Man.
Red: I had to ask.