Red Quote #650

Quote from Red in Street Fighting Man

Eric: Man, you put a little schnapps in the hot chocolate.
Kelso: Eh, more like, I put a little hot chocolate in the schnapps.
Red: You kids talking about booze? Well, schnapp it over here.
Kelso: Eric, I think your dad's been body-snatched by a nice guy.
Eric: I know. When the Packers got a first down, he actually hugged me. It was like... It was like, warm, like I imagined it might be.

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 ‘Street Fighting Man’ Quotes

Quote from Eric

Red: Eric, how the hell can you wear a Bears jersey at a Packer game?
Donna: Okay, maybe he doesn't understand why it's wrong. Let me tell you in a way how you can understand. The Packers are like the Jedi, and you're wearing a "Go Darth Vader" jersey.
Eric: Donna, that's ridiculous. The Jedi don't play football. They play Manuku.
Hyde: Forman, this is worse than when you wore the Air Supply T-shirt to the Aerosmith concert.
Red: For God sakes, will you just take the damn jersey off?
Eric: No. You know what? I like rooting for the underdog, okay? I am the underdog in real life. I like Charlie Brown.
I like The Little Engine That Could. I like the Bears.

Quote from Eric

Kitty: I can't believe you got into a fight.
Eric: You know, I'm thinking about becoming a boxer. They may have to invent a whole new weight class. Hey, what's lighter than a feather?

Quote from Eric

Red: Come on. Let's go tell your mom about our day. Oh, hey, where'd you learn all those fighting moves, by the way?
Eric: Spider-Man.
Red: I had to ask.