Kelso Quote #753
Quote from Kelso in You Can't Always Get What You Want
Kelso: Hey, was Hyde being mean to you? You know, I can't beat him up for you. But I can get Donna to.
Angie Barnett: No, he was great. It's just, I've been waiting for this day my whole life and now I don't know. I don't know what to do with myself.
Kelso: Well, I think that you need to take some time for you, and may I suggest an evening out with Michael Kelso. Dinner, drinks and a ride home not included.
Angie Barnett: I never did have a Thanksgiving dinner.
Kelso: I can buy you a taco. Oh, and then we can celebrate, like the original Thanksgiving, with the pilgrims and the Mexicans.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘You Can't Always Get What You Want’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Angie Barnett: Why is it every time I leave the room, you guys do this?
Kelso: It's Thanksgiving. Some people bake pies, we bake ourselves.
Quote from Hyde
Angie Barnett: What is all this? What happened to the Soft Rock section?
Hyde: I put it in the alley. See, that way, if somebody comes in asking for Barry Manilow, I can send him outside and lock the door.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Look, my whole life, I've been trying to please other people. So I feel like I don't know who I am or know what I want to do with my life.
Red: You need a government job, like a mailman. Something simple and repetitive.
Kitty: No, no, no. You know he doesn't do well in snow. What about this? Margie's son is a chiropractor, and she seems very happy.
Eric: I just... I don't wanna wake up in five years and hate my life.
Red: That's unavoidable.
Eric: Okay, I just need more time to think.
Red: You know what I got for my 18th birthday? A draft notice and a malaria vaccine. I never had time to think.
Eric: Yeah, but, Dad, don't you think it would've been helpful if you did?
Red: All right, I'll tell you what. I'll give you six months. But if you haven't picked something by then, you'll do that chiropractic thing that your mother suggested.
Eric: Dad, I... I don't even know what that is.
Kitty: Oh, honey, it's perfect for you. It's like a doctor but you don't have to be as smart.