Kelso: Hey, Fez. [Fez turns away] Look, I don't think he wants to make up.
Suzy Simpson: Well, try anyway. I got your back, your strong, muscular back.
Kelso: Fez, look, I got you some candy and a Playboy and a six-pack. So... You can use them in whatever order you want.
Suzy Simpson: Tell him what they're for. In a tense standoff, you need to make the perp think you're on his side, even if you're about to put a bullet in his head. Don't worry, we're not.
Kelso: They're a peace offering.
Fez: Well... Look at the American trying to buy his way out of trouble.
Suzy Simpson: Oh, Fez, give Michael a chance.
Kelso: You know what? No, Simpson, forget it. Fez, you're the one that blew it with Suzy, okay? I didn't know you were gonna shoot a defenseless rabbit.
Fez: Well, if you didn't know that, then you never knew me at all.
Kelso: Whatever. You know what? I don't care if you're mad at me, 'cause now I'm mad at you!
Fez: Fine! Well, you can keep your stupid gifts, because now I don't want them! [grabs beer then grabs magazine] If you must know, it will be this, then this.