Eric Quote #682

Quote from Eric in Magic Bus

Hyde: Hey, if you wanna be like Bogey, you gotta let her go. Only Bogey'll get another hot girl. You, I see Star Wars conventions and fat chicks.
Eric: Hey, Bogey and I have more in common than you think.
[black-and-white fantasy:]
Eric: Of all the teenage burger hangouts in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine, only to walk right back out again. Play it, Fez.
Fez: Well, it'll cost you a Baby Ruth. [plays keyboard and sings] Hold the line Love isn't always on time Oh, no, no Hold the line Love isn't always on time Love isn't always on time Hold the line Love isn't always on time
[reality:]
Hyde: Now I want a Baby Ruth.

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 ‘Magic Bus’ Quotes

Quote from Kitty

Kitty: No, no, no! Why are you here? You can't be here!
Eric: Oh, right, I'll go outside, then I'll come back, and you guys yell, "Surprise!" and I'll yell, "You got me!"
Kitty: Eric, honey, there's no party.
Eric: What? How can there not be a party? Mom, what is more important than your only son's 18th birthday?
Kitty: Okay, fine. For the first time since his heart attack, your father and I are having intercourse. [all groan]
Fez: Sexy.
Red: [at the top of the stairs] Okay, let's get this over with.
Kitty: Happy birthday. [runs upstairs]

Quote from Fez

Eric: Kelso, Donna and I are fine, okay? I mean, she's waiting until the very last bus to go to school tomorrow so we can spend every minute of my birthday together. We're just gonna make this work.
Fez: Eric, long-distance relationships don't work. Just ask my girlfriend back home.
Eric: Fez, you have a girlfriend back home?
Fez: No, don't you listen? Long-distance relationships don't work.

Quote from Kitty

Kitty: Well, hello, handsome.
Red: Boy, am I tired. I think I'll just go to bed.
Kitty: Red Forman, what has gotten into you?
Red: I just think that there are more appropriate ways for us to spend our time. Uh... like you knit and I'll whittle. That's a nice life.
Kitty: Red, I know what this is about. You're afraid of getting physical so soon after your heart attack.
Red: Kitty, you know I love what we do but.... am I willing to die for it?
Kitty: Now, you just relax. Nurse Kitty is here to take care of you.