Hyde Quote #449
Quote from Hyde in Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?
[circle in the hotel kitchen:]
Roy: [sobs] So I'm on the Golden Gate Bridge and everyone's telling me to jump. I was just out for a jog.
Hyde: Okay, Roy, here's what I'm gonna do for you. I'm gonna take that job as cook and keep you company on two conditions: I'm not gonna work very hard, and you're gonna have to pay me a lot. But, man, it'll be a bargain considering the money you save on hookers and shrinks.
Roy: Great. And if it's work-related, I can call you at home. Now I have a reason to get a phone.
Jackie: Steven, you're a chef! [gasps] If you can learn to make those fancy deviled-egg thingies, I will lose my fricking mind!
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‘Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?’ Quotes
Quote from Hyde
Eric: So, Hyde, big job fair tomorrow. Oh, and you're in luck, 'cause I read that corporate America is experiencing a severe shortage of paranoid conspiracy nuts.
Hyde: I'm not a conspiracy nut, okay? My history, shop and gym teachers secretly started that rumor to discredit me.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Where did you learn your parenting skills?
Red: Korea. Kitty, I am right about this.
Kitty: Red, you can't just force people to do what you want.
Red: Oh, see, that's one of those things that people say that's just not true. Like, "There's no place like home." Hell, I can think of a hundred places better than this.
Quote from Eric
Eric: How can Red do this to me? I swear to God, that man is always mad. I think the gene for joy might be stored in hair.
Donna: Well, there are a lot of angry bald men. Yul Brynner in The King and I.
Eric: Yes. Mr. Freeze from Batman. Remember that time Robin foiled his deep freeze-
Donna: Eric. What did we talk about?
Eric: Every time I reference Batman, I owe you a geek dollar.
Donna: Yes. Thank you.