Hyde Quote #354
Quote from Hyde in Whole Lotta Love
Kelso: I mean, sure, the first time can be awkward. Well, it wasn't for me and Jackie. You know, maybe I should tell the story. Yeah. It's a great story, Hyde.
Hyde: You know what, Kelso? It's getting real old. And the story I remember after your first time, was you didn't call her for a week.
Kelso: I was gonna skip that part.
Jackie: Wait. That's right. You didn't call me.
Hyde: Oh. That's because he was thinking about breaking up with you.
Jackie: What?
Kelso: No, I told you. I didn't call you 'cause we were having our phones cleaned!
Hyde: And then to get back on your good side he bought you a stupid stuffed unicorn.
Jackie: Fluffycakes? Fluffycakes is tainted?
Hyde: See, he wanted something from you. So he bought you a present. Sound familiar?
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Quote from Eric
Hyde: Forman, why'd you have to tell Red you got engaged? Look at him, yelling and waving. Oh! A little spit just landed on Bob. Bob's so scared, he's not even wiping it off.
Eric: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This time Red is really gonna kill me. My only hope is that he actually sticks his foot so far up my ass... he can't pull it out, and I get to take him straight to hell with me.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Well, It was incredible. Nina and I started out kissing in the living room. Then we moved into the bedroom, where we undressed. And, uh, well, then... Then we did it.
Kelso: What... Details, Fez. We need details!
Fez: Well, our faces didn't line up right, so I kept bumping my chin on her nose. And then there were some sounds.
Hyde: What kind of sounds?
Fez: Well, I will say this, it was not applause. There was no romantic music like in the movies, so I had to hum. And then Nina told me to stop humming. And, uh, then I started again without realizing it. And then she got mad. And then I think she got sad.
Jackie: Oh, well, don't worry, Fez. She probably just felt bad she was doing it with a foreigner.
Fez: And then afterwards, I went into the bathroom, and, uh... And cried a little. And then I snuck out the back door.
Donna: Poor Fez. Well, you know, at least it couldn't have been any worse.
Fez: I left my underwear in her bathroom.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Oh, working with someone you have had sex with is the worst thing ever. I don't know how Donny and Marie do it.