Donna Quote #250

Quote from Donna in Black Dog

Eric: Donna, what are you doing wearing the engagement ring? It's supposed to be a secret. You didn't tell anyone, did you?
Donna: Yeah, Eric, I have no self-control, so I told the pretzel guy at the park.
Eric: [laughs] Okay.
Donna: Seriously, I have no self-control, and I told the pretzel guy at the park.
Eric: Donna.
Donna: I'm sorry. I'm excited. I had to tell someone. Plus, uh, free pretzel.

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 ‘Black Dog’ Quotes

Quote from Fez

Kelso: Jackie blew right by me to get to Hyde.
Fez: Yes, I know. Because you told me 20 times. Oh, there's my boss, Nina. Queen of the D.M.V. She haunts my dreams.
Kelso: Wait. I thought Mr. Roper from Three's Company haunted your dreams.
Fez: Oh, he's there too. Bug-eyed bastard.

Quote from Fez

Eric: You guys, I can't believe that Mr. Burkhart might actually be going to prison.
Fez: Ah, the tragedy. My father was sent to prison and it led to a life of drugs and prostitution.
Donna: What?
Fez: Yes. Then his pimp killed him. But then the medical examiner found a tiny hair. And he solved the crime, and he sent the pimp bastard to the chair.
Eric: Fez, that was last night's episode of Quincy.
Fez: Oh, I didn't know you watched that show.

Quote from Kelso

Eric: What's with the gun, Trigger?
Kelso: Oh, will you relax, Eric? It's not a gun. It's a BB gun. Yeah, I lost it when I was, like, 10, and I found it this morning buried in my backyard.
Donna: Why were you digging in your backyard?
Kelso: Uh, dinosaurs. Watch the news, Donna.