Eric Quote #576
Donna: So I guess the answer to the problem wasn't more or less space. It was more or less hair. And that's bizarre.
Eric: Okay, I've been thinking about it, about the space thing, and I got it. You'll talk about stuff, and I'll just leave.
Donna: And I'll follow you. Because I'm strong enough to take you down and make you listen.
Eric: And I will let you lie on me and pretend that it bothers me.
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Quote from Fez
Kelso: Jackie blew right by me to get to Hyde.
Fez: Yes, I know. Because you told me 20 times. Oh, there's my boss, Nina. Queen of the D.M.V. She haunts my dreams.
Kelso: Wait. I thought Mr. Roper from Three's Company haunted your dreams.
Fez: Oh, he's there too. Bug-eyed bastard.
Quote from Fez
Eric: You guys, I can't believe that Mr. Burkhart might actually be going to prison.
Fez: Ah, the tragedy. My father was sent to prison and it led to a life of drugs and prostitution.
Donna: What?
Fez: Yes. Then his pimp killed him. But then the medical examiner found a tiny hair. And he solved the crime, and he sent the pimp bastard to the chair.
Eric: Fez, that was last night's episode of Quincy.
Fez: Oh, I didn't know you watched that show.
Quote from Kelso
Eric: What's with the gun, Trigger?
Kelso: Oh, will you relax, Eric? It's not a gun. It's a BB gun. Yeah, I lost it when I was, like, 10, and I found it this morning buried in my backyard.
Donna: Why were you digging in your backyard?
Kelso: Uh, dinosaurs. Watch the news, Donna.