Eric Quote #147
Quote from Eric in The Good Son
Eric: Where's Hyde?
Laurie: Mom and Dad are giving him a bath.
Eric: [laughs] No, really.
Laurie: I don't know, who cares. Shut up. I'm watching TV. I hate you.
Eric: You're just jealous, right? Because you're not number one anymore.
Laurie: Well, if I'm not number one, guess who's number three?
[fantasy: a black-and-white '50s-style educational video:]
Announcer: [v.o.] So your parents have brought a new bundle of joy into your home. And you might feel like your parents don't love you anymore. But that's not true. They simply love you less. You see, your parents only have so much love to go around. Here's how your parents'love was distributed before the new arrival. And here it is after. But what can you do about it? Well, you could run away. As if they'd come and look for you. Say, here's something you can do. Think of all the good times you've had with your family. Because they're all over now. [laughs]
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Quote from Jackie
Donna: So my parents are fighting all the time and they want me to choose sides. But I can't because they're both idiots. I don't know. I mean, I really think they're gonna get a divorce.
Jackie: Oh, my God, Donna, I am so sorry. But you know what? That very thing happened to a good friend of mine and now she has twice as much stuff, twice as much clothes, and her parents even fought over who got to buy her a car.
Donna: I mean, you're right, Jackie. This whole divorce thing could actually work to my advantage.
Jackie: Exactly.
Donna: Yeah, I just have to make it very clear that my love is contingent on how much they buy me.
Jackie: Why am I even talking to you about this? You have a great handle on it.
Donna: Excuse me, um, Jackie, when exactly did you lose your soul?
Jackie: Um... cheerleading camp.
Quote from Red
Red: I want a big TV. A big one.
Eric: This one's on sale.
Red: That's last year's model. And my TV's gonna be new.
Hyde: What about that one?
Red: No remote. My TV's gotta have a remote. Oh, look at this. Twenty-six-inch screen. I didn't even know they made them that big.
Eric: Dad, your old TV wasn't that big.
Red: No. But my new TV's gonna be that big.
Quote from Red
Bull: Hey, Red, I noticed in the paper that your plant's closing down.
Red: Yeah, you can't compete with those damn foreign cars. I tell you, if I'd seen this coming I'd have shot a little straighter during the war.