Eric: Where's Hyde?
Laurie: Mom and Dad are giving him a bath.
Eric: [laughs] No, really.
Laurie: I don't know, who cares. Shut up. I'm watching TV. I hate you.
Eric: You're just jealous, right? Because you're not number one anymore.
Laurie: Well, if I'm not number one, guess who's number three?
[fantasy: a black-and-white '50s-style educational video:]
Announcer: [v.o.] So your parents have brought a new bundle of joy into your home. And you might feel like your parents don't love you anymore. But that's not true. They simply love you less. You see, your parents only have so much love to go around. Here's how your parents'love was distributed before the new arrival. And here it is after. But what can you do about it? Well, you could run away. As if they'd come and look for you. Say, here's something you can do. Think of all the good times you've had with your family. Because they're all over now. [laughs]