Eric Quote #144
Quote from Eric in The Good Son
Eric: Hyde, Red and Kitty aren't even here. I mean, you're kissing phantom butt.
Hyde: You know what, Forman? I used to think Red was a real hard-ass. But after doing your chores for the last five days, I've come to the conclusion that you're just a lazy, spoiled brat.
Fez: Ooh. Hazel never talked like that.
Eric: Hey. Hey, that's not fair. You've been doing them for five days. Try 16 years, man.
Hyde: You know, I guess I'm just grateful.
Eric: Well, stop it. You're making me look bad.
Kelso: Plus you've become, like, a total drag to hang out with.
Eric: What ever happened to the psychotic troublemaker we all know and love? Look, put down the dishes and start doing something stupid and senseless right now.
Hyde: Forman, I'm a guest here.
Eric: Wh- We- Then fine. I guess I will have to do something stupid.
Kelso: [falls off chair] I know something stupid we can do. You got a bowling ball?
Eric: What?
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Quote from Jackie
Donna: So my parents are fighting all the time and they want me to choose sides. But I can't because they're both idiots. I don't know. I mean, I really think they're gonna get a divorce.
Jackie: Oh, my God, Donna, I am so sorry. But you know what? That very thing happened to a good friend of mine and now she has twice as much stuff, twice as much clothes, and her parents even fought over who got to buy her a car.
Donna: I mean, you're right, Jackie. This whole divorce thing could actually work to my advantage.
Jackie: Exactly.
Donna: Yeah, I just have to make it very clear that my love is contingent on how much they buy me.
Jackie: Why am I even talking to you about this? You have a great handle on it.
Donna: Excuse me, um, Jackie, when exactly did you lose your soul?
Jackie: Um... cheerleading camp.
Quote from Red
Red: I want a big TV. A big one.
Eric: This one's on sale.
Red: That's last year's model. And my TV's gonna be new.
Hyde: What about that one?
Red: No remote. My TV's gotta have a remote. Oh, look at this. Twenty-six-inch screen. I didn't even know they made them that big.
Eric: Dad, your old TV wasn't that big.
Red: No. But my new TV's gonna be that big.
Quote from Red
Bull: Hey, Red, I noticed in the paper that your plant's closing down.
Red: Yeah, you can't compete with those damn foreign cars. I tell you, if I'd seen this coming I'd have shot a little straighter during the war.