Eric: Hyde, Red and Kitty aren't even here. I mean, you're kissing phantom butt.
Hyde: You know what, Forman? I used to think Red was a real hard-ass. But after doing your chores for the last five days, I've come to the conclusion that you're just a lazy, spoiled brat.
Fez: Ooh. Hazel never talked like that.
Eric: Hey. Hey, that's not fair. You've been doing them for five days. Try 16 years, man.
Hyde: You know, I guess I'm just grateful.
Eric: Well, stop it. You're making me look bad.
Kelso: Plus you've become, like, a total drag to hang out with.
Eric: What ever happened to the psychotic troublemaker we all know and love? Look, put down the dishes and start doing something stupid and senseless right now.
Hyde: Forman, I'm a guest here.
Eric: Wh- We- Then fine. I guess I will have to do something stupid.
Kelso: [falls off chair] I know something stupid we can do. You got a bowling ball?
Eric: What?