Hyde Quote #133
Quote from Hyde in Hyde Moves In
Hyde: Come on, man, this place is great. It's better than Forman's basement. That's a color TV, and I just got new vice grips so now we can watch any channel we want.
Eric: Hyde, your mom really just ran off with some trucker?
Hyde: No, Forman, I made it up because it sounds so classy.
Eric: Why would she just run off with some trucker?
Hyde: It's springtime. Love is in the air, man.
Eric: Right, and she just left you here alone?
Hyde: Look, I realize this is hard for you to get your head around, Opie, but you're failing to see the upside here. We've got food, we've got beer, we have zero adult supervision. Welcome to Camp Naughty-Bad-Fun.
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Quote from Red
Kitty: I suppose we could call social services.
Red: Yeah, see, now that's sensible.
Kitty: Yeah, they'll know what to do.
Red: Yes.
Kitty: I mean, after all, they take thousands of cases every year. So many, in fact, that they have to house them in gymnasiums. [sobs]
Red: Kitty!
Kitty: With no heat.
Red: [bleep] Damn it! I am tired of being [bleep] Santa Claus! Steven, you get your [bleep] together and you get your ass in the [bleep] damn car! We're going! [bleep] Now, [bleep], damn it! Move it!
Hyde: Okay. [runs out]
Kitty: You are just the sweetest man alive. [exits]
Red: [bleep]!
Quote from Midge
Bob: But, Midge why do you have to have your Woman Warrior meetings here every week?
Midge: Because none of the other feminists' husbands will let them.
Bob: Boy, those bastards.
Midge: I know. Bob, these meetings have really opened my eyes. For example, the English language is so oppressive to women. I mean, why is it "mailman" and not "mailwoman"?
Bob: Why do they even call the mail "mail"? Why not call it "femail"?
Midge: Yes! You see, Bob, now you're thinking.
Bob: No, I'm not. I'm just being funny, because it's stupid.
Midge: Okay, then that's why you're part of the problem. [exits]
Bob: My wife is a maniac. I'm sorry, a womaniac.
Quote from Red
Eric: Dad, can I talk to you for a sec? Do you think that Hyde could stay for dinner?
Red: Eric, again? I can't afford to feed your friends. I can't even afford to feed you, but the law requires me to.
Eric: Look, his mom's out of town.
Red: All right. But you have to fill up on bread. And the two of you are splitting a pork chop.