Bob Quote #32
Quote from Bob in Career Day
Donna: Okay, next question: "What has this job taught you?"
Bob: One thing I've learned: Midgets make money. I don't know why, but people see a midget, they wanna buy a blender. I guess it reminds them that life is short. [laughs] Write, write, write.
Donna: [inner monologue] Marketing is important. Know your customer.
Bob: Hey, that's not what I said. None of this is what I said.
Donna: Well, sure it is, Dad. I mean, I just cleaned up the language a bit to make you sound more... dignified.
Bob: Dignified? What- What are you saying? You're embarrassed by me? What have I ever done that's embarrassing?
Donna: Just look around.
Bob: All right. Let me tell you what I see. You see clowns, I see your tuition at Harvard. You see your dad as a ringmaster, I see you going to grad school. You see a chimpanzee in a tutu. Okay, that just makes me laugh.
Donna: The chimp is cute.
Bob: The point is, Donna, you're capable of great things. And if this is what I have to do so you can achieve them then that's what I'll do.
Donna: Thanks, Dad. I feel really bad.
Bob: Hey, hey, nobody feels really bad around Bargain Bob! Unless you got bit by a monkey.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Career Day’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Donna: So, what do you guys want to do when you graduate?
Eric: Oh, um... Not touch dead people, ever.
Fez: I want to go back to my homeland with all that knowledge I have learned in Wisconsin and rule with an iron fist.
Quote from Jackie
Red: Come on, Jackie! Harder! Come on, give it all you got. Yeah!
Jackie: Oh, my God, I did it! I did it! I'm changing a tire! [gasps] I feel like Nancy Drew.
Red: Well, a girl needs to know what to do in an emergency. You know, I'm surprised your father hasn't taught you this already.
Jackie: Yeah. Well, Daddy works really hard, so he doesn't spend a lot of time with me. But he did promise me a Mustang for my birthday. So I love him.
Red: You know, Jackie, I've been a father a long time, so trust me when I tell you this. The Mustang's front end is problematic. Get yourself a Firebird.
Quote from Bob
Bob: You picked a good day to do this, Donna. We're starting a three-day promotional sale. You'll finally get to see why they call me Bargain Bob.
Donna: Yeah, Dad, 'cause that's been a real stumper.
Bob: [chuckles] Ooh, you're such a cutie. Well, you keep your eyes peeled and your pencil sharp because you're gonna learn how a serious businessman operates. Oh, good, the clowns are here.