Kitty Quote #341
Quote from Kitty in Hyde's Birthday
Kitty: Steven, I thought you were at work.
Hyde: Not till later. Why are you baking so many cupcakes?
Kitty: I had four dozen eggs. They were gonna go bad.
Hyde: [clears throat] Mrs. Forman, I don't want a party. And I'm not saying that because I'm fishing for a party. I mean, I don't want a party.
Kitty: Uh-huh. [whisks]
Hyde: 'Cause I know how this family works. You guys say you don't want stuff that you actually want. Like on Mother's Day, you said you didn't want a fuss. But you did want a fuss. So we made a fuss, and you were happy? That can drive a guy nuts.
Red: It really can.
Hyde: So now, I don't know what to do or say or not say, because I really don't want a party.
Kitty: Well, I don't want to do anything you don't want.
Hyde: See, I don't know what that means.
Kitty: Well, it means there's no party. Oh, please. Would I lie to you about making you a party? I am hurt.
Hyde: Fine. Okay. I'm sorry. [exits]
Red: You lied.
Kitty: No, no. I said, "Would I lie?" It was very tricky. I was like Houdini, but with words.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Hyde's Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Red. Hey. You're wondering why I'm going through your stuff. Okay. That's... See, I needed, uh... to borrow your saw... because I need to chop down a tree. Because there's something stuck in it. An animal. A rabbit. There's a rabbit stuck in a tree. And I want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay its eggs.
Red: Kelso, rabbits don't- How the hell did a rabbit get up a tree?
[Eric and Donna sneak into the garage as Red and Kelso stand on the drive]
Kelso: Uh, Eric threw it up there.
Red: Eric threw a rabbit up a tree?
Kelso: Yeah. He's a sadistic bastard. You know he hit a cow?
Quote from Leo
Hyde: Oh, hey, uh, I can work tomorrow night if you want me to.
Leo: You're not working tomorrow, man. It's your birthday.
Hyde: Yeah, man, my 18th birthday. Otherwise known as the beginning of the end. The black hole, man. It's the death march. Look, if there's a war, I could get drafted.
Leo: If there's a war, I'll see you in Canada.
Hyde: That's not the point, Leo. I mean, there's other stuff too, you know.
Leo: Hey, don't get snippy with me, man.
Quote from Kitty
Red: Any good mail?
Kitty: Well, we got the new Yarn Barn catalog. And the model is showing cleavage? You know, if I want that in my house, I will watch McMillan and Wife.