Kitty: Steven, I thought you were at work.
Hyde: Not till later. Why are you baking so many cupcakes?
Kitty: I had four dozen eggs. They were gonna go bad.
Hyde: [clears throat] Mrs. Forman, I don't want a party. And I'm not saying that because I'm fishing for a party. I mean, I don't want a party.
Kitty: Uh-huh. [whisks]
Hyde: 'Cause I know how this family works. You guys say you don't want stuff that you actually want. Like on Mother's Day, you said you didn't want a fuss. But you did want a fuss. So we made a fuss, and you were happy? That can drive a guy nuts.
Red: It really can.
Hyde: So now, I don't know what to do or say or not say, because I really don't want a party.
Kitty: Well, I don't want to do anything you don't want.
Hyde: See, I don't know what that means.
Kitty: Well, it means there's no party. Oh, please. Would I lie to you about making you a party? I am hurt.
Hyde: Fine. Okay. I'm sorry. [exits]
Red: You lied.
Kitty: No, no. I said, "Would I lie?" It was very tricky. I was like Houdini, but with words.