Donna Quote #206

Quote from Donna in The Third Wheel

Eric: So it's just supposed to be guys' night out, right? And in walks Hyde's skank of the week to wreck it all. Years of friendship trumped by one pair of lopsided boobs. Yeah, that's right. I noticed, but I didn't say anything... because I'm nice.
Donna: I had to talk to my dad's new girlfriend about the sex they had last night.
Eric: Yeah, okay, you win.
Donna: You know, at first, I thought it was great my dad had a friend. But when I found out they were doing it, it took things to, like, a sick place, you know? And it really made me realize that my mom is gone. Like, gone.
Eric: Maybe you should say something.
Donna: No. He's been through so much. I mean, I want him to be happy, you know?
Eric: Yeah. So Bob's sleeping with Joanne, huh? God, am I, like, the only guy in Point Place who's not getting any?
Donna: Yes. Yes, you are.
Eric: And you think that's funny?
Donna: Yes. Yes, I do.

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 ‘The Third Wheel’ Quotes

Quote from Fez

Eric: So let's bowl.
Kelso: Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls.
Fez: Hey, guys, my balls are black and blue.
Hyde: Good one.
Eric: That's nice.
Kelso: That's funny. That was good.
Fez: My balls are finally funny.

Quote from Hyde

Eric: Well, we could go beer bowling. That's always fun.
Kelso: I am in, because beer makes you a better bowler. That's a proven fact.
Fez: Wait. Do I have to use the pink ladies' ball again?
Hyde: Now, Fez, why do you ask that question when you already know the answer?
Fez: Pink ball only until I lose my virginity.
Hyde: Sorry. Them's the rules.

Quote from Fez

Eric: All right, fellas. You know the rules. You get a strike, you chug. You get a gutter ball, you chug. You get a 7-1 0 split seven to 10 chugs.
Kelso: Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls. [laughs] Man, that joke never gets old.
Fez: Hey, guys, my balls have holes in them. [silence] Now, why isn't that funny?