Eric Quote #444

Quote from Eric in The Third Wheel

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Fez: Kelso, you should tell Jackie where you go. That way, when she wants to do it, she can find you and do it. Boy, do I want to do it.
Kelso: Fez, the foundation of every good relationship is three words: "I don't know." "Where are you going?" "I don't know." "What are you thinking about?" "I don't know." "Who's that under you?" "I don't know." You see, it's bulletproof.
Jill: Why are you friends with him?
Hyde: I don't know. [kisses Jill]
Eric: [head out of frame] Hyde, what the hell? What is she doing in my seat?
Hyde: I don't know. That's a good one, Kelso.
Jill: Just sit on the floor.
Eric: The floor? Why don't I sit on the floor? Visitors get the floor, all right? And that's you, Terri Tube Top. Oh, and by the way, it's winter!
Jill: [scoffs] You're a drag. [leaves seat]
Eric: [sits down] Okay, well, sayonara, Yoko. What? We're kind of the Beatles.

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Quote from Fez

Eric: So let's bowl.
Kelso: Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls.
Fez: Hey, guys, my balls are black and blue.
Hyde: Good one.
Eric: That's nice.
Kelso: That's funny. That was good.
Fez: My balls are finally funny.

Quote from Hyde

Eric: Well, we could go beer bowling. That's always fun.
Kelso: I am in, because beer makes you a better bowler. That's a proven fact.
Fez: Wait. Do I have to use the pink ladies' ball again?
Hyde: Now, Fez, why do you ask that question when you already know the answer?
Fez: Pink ball only until I lose my virginity.
Hyde: Sorry. Them's the rules.

Quote from Fez

Eric: All right, fellas. You know the rules. You get a strike, you chug. You get a gutter ball, you chug. You get a 7-1 0 split seven to 10 chugs.
Kelso: Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls. [laughs] Man, that joke never gets old.
Fez: Hey, guys, my balls have holes in them. [silence] Now, why isn't that funny?