Eric Quote #81
Eric: [to himself] Okay, think, Eric, think. Why kitty litter?
Red: [imaginary] Use the gum, Eric.
Eric: Dad? What're you doing here?
Red: I'm not here. You're imagining me. Now who's insane, Mr. Smartmouth?
Eric: I guess I am.
Red: Use the gum to stick the candle in the can. The candle heats the can, which melts the snow behind the tire. Then pour on the kitty litter for traction. Now you think you can handle that?
Eric: Yes, sir.
Red: Good. Because you don't want me back out here. I may be a figment of your imagination, but I'm still freezing my ass off.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Ski Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Red: Well, here's your emergency roadside kit.
Eric: Kitty litter? Oh, kitty litter. Right.
Kitty: Um, honey, I put some sandwiches in your duffel bag. Now, why do you need such a big bag of oregano?
Eric: Donna's Italian. [both laugh]
Kitty: Okay, stay warm.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: You are a dog, Michael, a dirty, dirty dog!
Hyde: What did I do?
Fez: You kissed Pam Macy. [Kelso gasps]
Jackie: I trusted you, Michael, and now all my friends are laughing at me. I can't even show my face in the third floor bathroom anymore. And that's the cool bathroom.
Kelso: But, I-
Jackie: No, Michael. We're through.
Kelso: Okay. If that's the way you want it, we're through. And Monday, when we get back from that ski trip, it's over.
Jackie: No, Michael. No, no, no, no, no. You won't be skiing this weekend.
Kelso: Oh, that's just great, Jackie. Cancel the ski trip and disappoint all our friends.
Jackie: Oh, no, no, no. We are still going.
Kelso: They're surely not going without me. Right, guys?
Jackie: Oh, and did I mention my parents are not coming so it'll be just us?
Eric: So, we'll see you Monday!