Eric Quote #76
Quote from Eric in The Best Christmas Ever
Eric: Look, why don't you open my present?
Donna: Oh, White Shoulders. I love this stuff. Thank you.
Eric: You're welcome.
Donna: Oh, my God you can see my training bra through my shirt.
Hyde: Yeah, I remember that training bra.
Eric: Yeah, I wish I'd gotten you something like-
Hyde: Man. Dude, it's nothing.
Donna: It's not nothing. This is so thoughtful. It's the sweetest thing anyone's ever given me. [kisses Hyde on the cheek] Next to the perfume.
Eric: Right. Well, I wrapped it myself. I know how you like things... wrapped.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Best Christmas Ever’ Quotes
Quote from Laurie
Laurie: Oh, you did not get this from a lot. You stole it.
Eric: I haggled.
Laurie: With who? Smokey the Bear? You stole it.
Eric: Well, I mean, you're one to talk. You're flunking out of college.
Laurie: How'd you know?
Eric: I didn't.
Laurie: Shut up!
Eric: Shut up.
Laurie: You shut up!
Eric: You shut up!
Laurie: [backs away] Okay. Okay.
Quote from Bob
Red: You know, Bob, I- I just want to thank you again for the job, you know?
Bob: Oh, I always need extra help during the holidays. I feel like you're my second-in-command around here. So, listen, how about you close up for me on Christmas Eve?
Red: Why would we be open?
Bob: Oh, it's a big night, Red. See, picture a guy driving home from work on Christmas Eve. [hums] Fa la la la la
Red: Bob, nobody works on Christmas Eve.
Bob: All of a sudden, he realizes he forgot to buy a gift! Then he passes by the store here, sees we're the only place open. So what does he do? He comes in here and buys a fridge.
Red: So this guy's insane?
Bob: Not my place to judge. So what do you say?
Red: Fine.
Bob: I knew I could count on you, Red. Of course, you'll have to wear the Santa Claus suit.
Red: [chuckles] You got me there, Bob.
Bob: No, I'm serious, Red.
Red: No. You got me there, Bob.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Oh, I just love Christmas. It's all about good tidings and cheer. [exhales] And shopping.
Hyde: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what Jesus was going for.
Jackie: Hey, I give, too. Every year, my friends and I deliver gift baskets to the unfortunate.
Donna: I think you mean less fortunate.
Jackie: Okay, whatever. Bums.