Kitty Quote #295
Quote from Kitty in Pinciotti vs. Forman
Kitty: So, how was your day? What did you and your new friend do?
Red: Well...
[flashback to Red and Pastor Dave watching TV and eating chips in silence]
Kitty: So, that's all you did?
Red: Yep.
Kitty: Well, you didn't talk about anything?
Red: Nope.
Kitty: Do you hate him?
Red: Kitty, don't start.
Kitty: No, no, no. All I'm saying is, people with friends live longer. And you are not good at keeping friends. Bob's scared of you, and Earl isn't speaking to you. What about Frank?
Red: Frank's dead.
Kitty: Exactly. It is time to replace your dead friend Frank. I win. [laughs]
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Quote from Fez
Jackie: Oh, we are so not talking.
Kelso: All right, Jack-
Jackie: I said not talking!
Fez: Well done.
Kelso: All right, Fez.
Fez: I said well done!
Quote from Jackie
Donna: So, it's just not fair. He doesn't, like, get my friends 'cause he has some stupid, crappy basement.
Jackie: Right! You helped make that basement what it is today.
Donna: Right. No one would even go over there before me. It smelled like feet.
Jackie: Donna, you have to fight back. Okay, when a couple splits up, the woman deserves her fair share of the life she helped build.
Donna: How much is that?
Jackie: All of it! Donna, it's the law.
Donna: You know, normally, that statement would really offend me. But now that I'm single and pissed, you're making a lot of sense.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Wow. Donna, you look great. What could it be? [gasps] Oh, I know. You lost 80 pounds of ugly fat. [laughs] Burn, Eric, burn!
Eric: Okay, first of all I weigh a 130- 49 pounds.
Fez: Yeah. You look good too, Eric. You lost your one true love, so... Looking good.