Eric Quote #398

Quote from Eric in Pinciotti vs. Forman

Eric: Oh, there are all my friends. Hey, Donna, I found these socks of yours so I thought I'd just, you know, run 'em right over.
Donna: Eric, you can't hang out here. It's really uncomfortable, so-
Eric: Uncomfortable? [chuckles] Who's uncomfortable? [all raise their hands] Oh, fine.
Hyde: [sighs] Look, man, I'd go with you, but, you know, it's cable.
Eric: Whatever.
Hyde: Hey, want me to come by later and tell you about the boobs?
Eric: No! Yeah.

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Quote from Fez

Jackie: Oh, we are so not talking.
Kelso: All right, Jack-
Jackie: I said not talking!
Fez: Well done.
Kelso: All right, Fez.
Fez: I said well done!

Quote from Jackie

Donna: So, it's just not fair. He doesn't, like, get my friends 'cause he has some stupid, crappy basement.
Jackie: Right! You helped make that basement what it is today.
Donna: Right. No one would even go over there before me. It smelled like feet.
Jackie: Donna, you have to fight back. Okay, when a couple splits up, the woman deserves her fair share of the life she helped build.
Donna: How much is that?
Jackie: All of it! Donna, it's the law.
Donna: You know, normally, that statement would really offend me. But now that I'm single and pissed, you're making a lot of sense.

Quote from Jackie

Jackie: Wow. Donna, you look great. What could it be? [gasps] Oh, I know. You lost 80 pounds of ugly fat. [laughs] Burn, Eric, burn!
Eric: Okay, first of all I weigh a 130- 49 pounds.
Fez: Yeah. You look good too, Eric. You lost your one true love, so... Looking good.