Kelso Quote #39
Quote from Kelso in Eric's Buddy
Hyde: Hey, guys. Hey, man, where's Forman?
Donna: I don't know. He's not with me.
Hyde: That damn Buddy again. You know he only hangs out with Buddy 'cause he's got a Trans Am.
Donna: So, you guys only hang out with Eric 'cause of the Vista Cruiser and the basement.
Hyde: We've been friends with Forman since he was a kid, man. Way before he had any of that stuff.
Kelso: That's right. Remember when he used to have that tree house and the go-kart?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's Buddy’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: They're finally getting off the island.
Eric: No, Fez, they're not getting off the island.
Fez: But they have a coconut radio. What could go wrong? Oh, Gilligan ["Jill-igan"].
Quote from Red
Red: Well, it's got stainless steel rotor blades so it can crush ice, which is why I keep it out here at the bar. Um... And it has the highest wattage that you can get without moving up to the industrial model which would cost you twice as much.
Kitty: Well, now, see, we have had this blender all these years and I never knew that's why we bought it.
Red: You didn't know that? How could you not know that?
Kitty: Oh, Red, everybody doesn't research every product before they buy it.
Red: Well, then they're dumbasses.
Kitty: Well, that's right. And that's why they need you to tell them what to buy.
Quote from Kelso
Hyde: Where the hell is Forman, man? This isn't like him.
Kelso: I'm really starting to get worried. I mean, what if something happened to him?
Hyde: Nothing happened to him.
Kelso: What if he's lost or hurt somewhere?
Hyde: Calm down, Lassie, I'm sure Timmy's just fine.
Kelso: Maybe we should check the school morgue.
Hyde: Kelso, the school doesn't have a morgue.
Kelso: Then what do we pay all those taxes for?
Hyde: You know what kills me? You do better in school than I do.