Kitty Quote #37
Quote from Kitty in Thanksgiving
Red: Kitty, could you get that? I'm fixing the drawer. [clears throat]
Kitty: Oh, dear God. Your mother has already called me five times this morning. Red, you answer it.
Red: Kitty, I don't want to talk to her.
Kitty: She gave birth to you.
Red: [answers phone] Hello. Hi, Ma. Really? [to Kitty] It's for you.
Kitty: [takes phone] Hello, Mother Forman. Just like I told you, I don't know, half an hour ago the kids will be there at noon to pick you up. Yep, you're right. I need to work on my attitude. Bye then. [hangs up] [to Laurie] You know I could have married Bill Bower. His mother was dead.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Eric. Now, Donna just came through here looking very upset. Would you have any idea what that's about?
Eric: I have no idea. She seemed fine when we- Um, you already know, don't you?
Red: Of course I know. Donna is such a sweet kid. How could you do this to her?
Eric: I don't know. You know, it seems like bad things are always happening to me like I have bad luck or something.
Red: Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass. Now fix it.
Quote from Eric
Red: So, tell me about school.
Laurie: Oh, well, I've decided to major in philosophy.
Eric: That's good, because they just opened up that big philosophy factory in Green Bay.
Red: Eric, what did I tell you about being funny?
Eric: I'm not.
Red: That's right. Now, sweep the garage.
Eric: Yes, sir.
Quote from Red
Red: Why are you here? Why are you always here? It's Thanksgiving. Don't you have families?
Hyde, Kelso & Fez: Um...