Bob Quote #15
Quote from Bob in Thanksgiving
Bob: Red, what a surprise to run into you. [chuckles]
Red: I live here, Bob.
Bob: Yep. [mumbles]
Red: Okay, I'm going in.
Bob: Actually, Red, I just wanted to ask you a favor. My appliance store gets real busy over the holidays and I could use a little help down there.
Red: Oh, you offering me a job?
Bob: Now I don't want you to get the wrong idea. This is not charity.
Red: Charity?
Bob: No, not charity.
Red: I'm not looking for work anyway, Bob.
Bob: But-
Red: Goodnight, Bob!
Bob: Midge, he yelled at me!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Eric. Now, Donna just came through here looking very upset. Would you have any idea what that's about?
Eric: I have no idea. She seemed fine when we- Um, you already know, don't you?
Red: Of course I know. Donna is such a sweet kid. How could you do this to her?
Eric: I don't know. You know, it seems like bad things are always happening to me like I have bad luck or something.
Red: Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass. Now fix it.
Quote from Eric
Red: So, tell me about school.
Laurie: Oh, well, I've decided to major in philosophy.
Eric: That's good, because they just opened up that big philosophy factory in Green Bay.
Red: Eric, what did I tell you about being funny?
Eric: I'm not.
Red: That's right. Now, sweep the garage.
Eric: Yes, sir.
Quote from Red
Red: Why are you here? Why are you always here? It's Thanksgiving. Don't you have families?
Hyde, Kelso & Fez: Um...