Kitty Quote #38
Quote from Kitty in Thanksgiving
Red: Amen. Let's eat.
Kitty: Now, is everything on the table? I still feel like I forgot something. [phone rings] Oh, my God, I forgot your mother. No! [answers phone] Hello, Mother Forman. No, I didn't forget you. Oh, I don't know, the kids left a half hour ago to pick you up. I can't imagine what's keeping them. [to Red] Put that back.
Eric: Hi. The Toyota is blocking the car, I need the keys.
Kitty: Could you hold on one teeny tiny second? [covers the phone] For the love of God, move! Are you sure they're not there? Look out your window. Now, do you have your glasses on? [laughs]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Eric. Now, Donna just came through here looking very upset. Would you have any idea what that's about?
Eric: I have no idea. She seemed fine when we- Um, you already know, don't you?
Red: Of course I know. Donna is such a sweet kid. How could you do this to her?
Eric: I don't know. You know, it seems like bad things are always happening to me like I have bad luck or something.
Red: Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass. Now fix it.
Quote from Eric
Red: So, tell me about school.
Laurie: Oh, well, I've decided to major in philosophy.
Eric: That's good, because they just opened up that big philosophy factory in Green Bay.
Red: Eric, what did I tell you about being funny?
Eric: I'm not.
Red: That's right. Now, sweep the garage.
Eric: Yes, sir.
Quote from Red
Red: Why are you here? Why are you always here? It's Thanksgiving. Don't you have families?
Hyde, Kelso & Fez: Um...