Red Quote #30
Quote from Red in That Disco Episode
Bob: Oh, just curious. What's the word on that Hyde kid?
Red: Steven? Ah, he's a little rebellious. He just needs some direction.
Bob: Apparently, he's getting it, Red. I, uh... I kind of walked into your living room and he and Kitty were in some sort of provocative embrace. I think he was putting the moves on your wife.
Red: Oh, my God. Now I've got to kill him. Get your deer rifle, Bob.
Bob: Hold on, Red. I could've been mistaken.
Red: You know what you saw. Get the damn gun.
Bob: Maybe she was choking, you know, on some food or something.
Red: I can't take that chance. What choice do I have as a man?
Bob: Come on, Red. They could've been dancing. Jeez, I'm sure she was teaching him dancing 'cause they were all going to that disco. [chuckles]
Red: Dancing, huh?
Bob: Yeah.
Red: Jeez, Bob that would be downright... logical. Good thing I didn't shoot him. [stares at Bob]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘That Disco Episode’ Quotes
Quote from Hyde
Eric: Okay, that's all the deposit bottles and the aluminum cans. We gotta have at least... $1.15 worth of gas.
Kelso: Come on, my dad's got a ton of empties.
Hyde: [to Red] Man, I can't believe they're gonna waste all their money on a stupid disco when they could buy a really big bag... Of caramels.
Quote from Hyde
[on tape:]
Hyde: I'm saying, the earth is a farm.
Eric: That's brilliant.
Kelso: A farm.
Hyde: A farm put here by aliens, man. And we're the cattle.
Eric: We're cattle. [Kelso moos]
Hyde: And the government knows it. It's out there, man.
Eric: What is?
Hyde: The truth.
Kelso: What are you saying?
Hyde: Out there is the truth. The truth is out there, man.
Eric: That's seriously brilliant.
[Fez stops the tape]
Fez: See, you are all stupid.
Quote from Eric
[In Eric's P.O.V., the wallpaper is spinning behind Red with the wall decorations fixed in place]
Red: Listen, I know you need gas money for Saturday night. If you're willing to do a few extra chores, I'll pay you $10.
Eric: Sure. I can do that.
Red: Now I need you to sweep the garage clean the leaves out of the gutters, get the dry cleaning and fix that shelf in the pantry. Now run that back to me.
Eric: Okay, fix the shelf, sweep the garage, pick up the leaves...
Red: Pick up the dry cleaning.
Eric: Yeah.
Red: The gutters?
Eric: Fix the gutters.
Red: Clean. Clean the gutters.
Eric: Clean out the gutters, fix the shelf, sweep the leaves.
Red: The garage.
Eric: Fix the garage.
Red: Sweep it. Listen, I'm not gonna pay you $10 for nothing.
Eric: Sweep the garage, pick up the cleaning, clean up the gutters, fix the shelf.
Red: Do that, and you got yourself gas money.
Eric: Didn't you say something about leaves?
Red: They're in the gutters.
Eric: Right. Pick them up. Clean them up. I've gotta make toast.