Eric Quote #33
Quote from Eric in Eric's Burger Job
Eric: Mr. Pinciotti, you're home. Good.
Bob: Yeah, came back early. Yeah, missed the kids too much. What're you doing here?
Eric: Oh, uh... I was just coming home from work and I noticed that someone left your porch light on.
Bob: You can't even see that from your house. Good eye.
Eric: Thank you.
Bob: You know, Eric, that's what I like about you. I ask you to look out for Donna and here you are in the middle of the night hanging around the back door doing your job. You're a good guy, Eric. I don't care what they say about you. Ha! Gotcha. Well, goodnight now.
Eric: Okay, I was just gonna-
Bob: Yeah, there you go. [closes door]
Eric: Okay. Goodnight then.
Donna: [o.s.] Goodnight, Eric.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's Burger Job’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Don't slouch.
Eric: Wouldn't that fall under the "stand up straight" category?
Red: See? That's a smartmouth. You're fired, Mr. Smartmouth. See? That's how that works.
Quote from Red
Hyde: Well, what do you know, Kelso? We're out of beer. You know what? Forman's old man's got a fridge in the garage and I know he's got beer in it.
[Once again, Red sits up in his chair. As Hyde, Kelso and Fez sneak into Red's garage, they stumble into the lawn mower, making a loud clatter. As they reach the fridge, they are illuminated by the head lights of the Vista Cruiser. The guys scream.]
Kelso: [points to Fez] It was his idea.
Fez: Remind me to kick your ass.
Hyde: Uh, hey, Red. Uh... Is Forman around?
Red: Well, he sure as hell is not inside that fridge. [drinks beer]
Quote from Kitty
Eric: So, Dad, the guys and I are thinking about getting jobs.
Kitty: No, no, no. You have a job. It's your job to get good grades, go to college, graduate and... leave me.