Kitty Quote #19
Quote from Kitty in Battle of the Sexists
Red: Bingo. [sits down at the table] Ah, crud.
Kitty: No, no, no, no. Now look. We'll get rid of these chairs and we will sit on the floor like those nice Japanese people in Flower Drum Song.
Red: I'll have to make new legs for that damn thing. I'll be in the garage if you need me.
Kitty: Okay, well, now, you take your time and you do a good job. You call me if you need anything.
Red: Ssh.
Kitty: I mean, if-
Red: Ssh. Is it me, or is that refrigerator too loud?
Kitty: What refrigerator? Red, there is no noise. There is no noise. [sings] You'll be swell You'll be great Gonna have the whole world on a plate...
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Battle of the Sexists’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
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Eric: Wait, wait, wait. What about Kelso? I mean, Jackie has him totally whipped.
Fez: Whipped like the family pig.
Kelso: I am not pig-whipped. Where do you even get that stuff?
Hyde: Are you kidding? [as Jackie] Michael, call me at 8:00.
Eric: [as Jackie] Michael, do your Chico impression.
Fez: [as Jackie] Michael, rub oil on my thighs while I spank you.
[The camera pans around to Kelso, Hyde and then Eric, who are all stunned into silence]
Fez: Please, someone else talk now.
Quote from Red
Red: Is this table wobbling?
Kitty: I don't think so.
Red: No, no, no, no. It's definitely wobbling.
Kitty: Well, honey, anything will wobble if you shake it hard enough.
Red: Give me a hand, Eric. We'll flip this thing over.
Kitty: Honey, honey, we're eating. We're eating.
Eric: Yeah, let's just put a sugar packet under it.
Red: Sugar packet? That's what's wrong with this country, Eric. Nobody wants to roll up their sleeves and work. They're all looking for their sugar packet solution. Well, not me. I'm getting the saw. [exits]
Eric: Mom, has Dad gone crazy?
Kitty: I'm afraid so, dear.
Quote from Midge
Midge: Honey, I think your annoying friend is right.
Donna: What?
Midge: Certain things change.
Donna: Eric and I have been playing games our whole lives. And sometimes he wins, and sometimes I win.
Midge: No, I mean the rules change. Women have to pretend to be weak and fragile so that men can feel superior.
Donna: That's insane. If women don't learn to stand up for themselves, men will always control the world.
Midge: Oh, honey. Men don't control the world.