Eric Quote #20
Mr. Burkhart: Now it's time for the "Q" and "A" portion of our program. First up, I'd like to introduce Red Forman. Red is a father of two wonderful children and how he's managed to keep them clothed and fed while being cut back to halftime at the plant is beyond me. But he doesn't blame the President for his misfortune. No, sir. He only blames himself. I give you Red Forman! [applause]
Red: [stutters nervously] [microphone screeches] [clears throat] Mr. President, I... I...
[slow motion:]
Mr. Burkhart: Come on, Red.
Kelso: Your dad is bombing.
[Eric puts on the Richard Nixon mask and removes his trench coat, throwing it over Donna. He stands at the end of the aisle naked:]
Eric: Wee, wee! Pee, pee!
[Eric yells and then runs out, followed by a secret service agent]
Red: Hey, Gerry, here's my question. How the hell could you pardon Nixon? [applause]
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Quote from Red
Kitty: Well, just imagine, President Ford is coming here. Red, we need to get rid of the oil stains in the driveway.
Red: It's not like he's coming to our house. And if he did I'd kick him in the keister.
Kitty: Stop it. How can you say that? You voted for Gerald Ford.
Red: Kitty, no one voted for Gerald Ford.
Kitty: [laughs] But he still is our President.
Red: Oh, the boy's old enough to hear that kind of talk. Eric, say that your job was sent to a plant in Guatela-who-the-hell-cares. Now, are you gonna vote for the guy that let that happen?
Kitty: Red, President Ford didn't take your job. He took Nixon's.
Red: Eric, we're waiting.
Eric: Um... Well... [gulps] I believe that everyone's political opinion is valid and worth hearing.
Red: Well, that's- That's perfect, Eric. Use that line when you run for Miss America.
Quote from Eric
Red: So how's the car?
Eric: Real good.
Red: By real good, you mean you rotated those tires like I asked you to?
Eric: Dad, don't they rotate every time I drive?
Red: You being a smartmouth?
Eric: Yes, and I'm sorry.