Mr. Burkhart: Now it's time for the "Q" and "A" portion of our program. First up, I'd like to introduce Red Forman. Red is a father of two wonderful children and how he's managed to keep them clothed and fed while being cut back to halftime at the plant is beyond me. But he doesn't blame the President for his misfortune. No, sir. He only blames himself. I give you Red Forman! [applause]
Red: [stutters nervously] [microphone screeches] [clears throat] Mr. President, I... I...
[slow motion:]
Mr. Burkhart: Come on, Red.
Kelso: Your dad is bombing.
[Eric puts on the Richard Nixon mask and removes his trench coat, throwing it over Donna. He stands at the end of the aisle naked:]
Eric: Wee, wee! Pee, pee!
[Eric yells and then runs out, followed by a secret service agent]
Red: Hey, Gerry, here's my question. How the hell could you pardon Nixon? [applause]