Bob Quote #6
Bob: See? When we stand together, we're the American flag.
Donna: I'm not wearing a striped jumpsuit.
Midge: Oh.
Bob: No, honey, you're the field of blue.
Donna: Bye, now. [exits]
Bob: But, Donna, you're part of the family. Oh, my, this hurts. [answers phone] Yello.
Red: Good news, Bob. I've been thinking about it and I've decided, I will ask Ford a question.
Bob: Oh, jeez, Red, this is good news. And I could sure use it right about now.
Red: Yeah, well, glad I could help.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Streaking’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Hyde: Oh, and I could write some really great slogan like "I hate the fuzz" on my ass.
Fez: If you hate the fuzz on your ass, why don't you just shave it off?
Quote from Red
Kitty: Well, just imagine, President Ford is coming here. Red, we need to get rid of the oil stains in the driveway.
Red: It's not like he's coming to our house. And if he did I'd kick him in the keister.
Kitty: Stop it. How can you say that? You voted for Gerald Ford.
Red: Kitty, no one voted for Gerald Ford.
Kitty: [laughs] But he still is our President.
Red: Oh, the boy's old enough to hear that kind of talk. Eric, say that your job was sent to a plant in Guatela-who-the-hell-cares. Now, are you gonna vote for the guy that let that happen?
Kitty: Red, President Ford didn't take your job. He took Nixon's.
Red: Eric, we're waiting.
Eric: Um... Well... [gulps] I believe that everyone's political opinion is valid and worth hearing.
Red: Well, that's- That's perfect, Eric. Use that line when you run for Miss America.
Quote from Eric
Red: So how's the car?
Eric: Real good.
Red: By real good, you mean you rotated those tires like I asked you to?
Eric: Dad, don't they rotate every time I drive?
Red: You being a smartmouth?
Eric: Yes, and I'm sorry.