Red Quote #3
Quote from Red in That '70s Pilot
[The wall behind Red and Kitty sways in Eric's P.O.V.:]
Red: Eric, your mother and I have been talking. Since I've been cut back to part-time at the plant and the hospital is so close, I can take the Toyota to work, and your mom can take the bus.
Kitty: Honey. Honey, really, I'd rather walk. When I ride the bus in my nurse's uniform, people always show me their scars.
Red: Then I'll drop you off on my way to the plant.
Kitty: Well, no, I don't wanna be any trouble.
Red: Then Eric can take you.
Kitty: He's a teenager. He doesn't wanna drop-
Red: Well, if he can't drop his own mother off at work, well, then I'll be damned if he's getting a car!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘That '70s Pilot’ Quotes
Quote from Hyde
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Hyde: So is Red still thinking about giving you the car maybe?
Kelso: [chuckles] Even if we do get it, we're gonna need some serious gas money 'cause the cruiser's a boat.
Eric: I know it's a boat. This whole gas shortage bites.
Fez: Who is getting a boat?
Hyde: There is no gas shortage, man. It's all fake. The oil companies control everything. Like, there's this guy who invented this car that runs on water, man. It's got a fiberglass air-cooled engine, and it runs on water.
Fez: So it is a boat.
Hyde: No, it's a car. Only, you put water in the gas tank instead of gas. [chuckles] And it runs on water, man.
Kelso: [laughs hysterically] I never heard of this car. Hey, Jackie's good for gas money.
Eric: You are such a whore.
Fez: When does the boat get here, whore?
Quote from Red
Midge: Kitty, is that your Toyota in the drive?
Bob: Red, a Toyota?
Red: Yeah, it's mine. I tell you, the last time I was that close to a Japanese machine it was shooting at me.
Quote from Red
Red: What the hell happened to Bob's hair?
Eric: Beats me.
Red: His head looks like a poodle's ass. Boy, just when you think you've seen everything.
Eric: A poodle's ass walks into your party.
Red: Eric, don't use the "ass" word. You're still in high school.
Eric: Yes, sir.