Laurie Quote #59

Quote from Laurie in Ice Shack

Laurie: Look! The reason I haven't done anything with my life is because I didn't know what I wanted to do.
Kitty: Well, the post office has a dental plan that's supposed-
Laurie: Shh! But, Daddy, you forced me to sit down and think about it. And now, I have found my passion! Hair!
Kitty: The musical?
Laurie: No! Hair! I'm going to beauty school!
Kitty: This isn't something you do through the mail, is it?
Laurie: No, it's a real school.
Kitty: Oh, well, yay! [chuckles]
Red: Congratulations, sweetheart. [Laurie exits] So, Kitty, what do you think?
Kitty: Eh.
Red: Yeah.

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 ‘Ice Shack’ Quotes

Quote from Donna

Donna: Wow, watching Kelso's van sink makes the size of my feet seem unimportant.
Eric: See, Donna? Size doesn't matter.
Donna: Oh, you don't have to tell me.
Eric: That's... yeah. That's- There's my sweet girl.

Quote from Fez

Fez: What are you doing? I've been chasing you for six blocks.
Kelso: I'm sorry, buddy. I didn't see you.
Fez: Yeah, nice try. I know all about your master plan. Now, drive, you sneaky son of a bitch.

Quote from Leo

Hyde: Leo, man, glad you're here. I've been really busy.
Leo: Oh, yeah? I guess my "buy one, get one free" flyer is really bringing in the business.
Hyde: That's 'cause you forgot the "buy one" part.
Leo: Oh, no. Well, good thing we're closing early, man 'cause I need you to give me a ride over to my Cousin Larry's.
Hyde: I don't have a car, man.
Leo: You can drive mine, man. I can't drive since my license got suspended.
Hyde: Why? What'd you do?
Leo: Well, I dropped it in some soda, you know? And it just hung there, suspended. And then when I was looking at it, I ran a red light.