Leo Quote #20

Quote from Leo in Ice Shack

Hyde: Leo, man, glad you're here. I've been really busy.
Leo: Oh, yeah? I guess my "buy one, get one free" flyer is really bringing in the business.
Hyde: That's 'cause you forgot the "buy one" part.
Leo: Oh, no. Well, good thing we're closing early, man 'cause I need you to give me a ride over to my Cousin Larry's.
Hyde: I don't have a car, man.
Leo: You can drive mine, man. I can't drive since my license got suspended.
Hyde: Why? What'd you do?
Leo: Well, I dropped it in some soda, you know? And it just hung there, suspended. And then when I was looking at it, I ran a red light.

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 ‘Ice Shack’ Quotes

Quote from Donna

Donna: Wow, watching Kelso's van sink makes the size of my feet seem unimportant.
Eric: See, Donna? Size doesn't matter.
Donna: Oh, you don't have to tell me.
Eric: That's... yeah. That's- There's my sweet girl.

Quote from Fez

Fez: What are you doing? I've been chasing you for six blocks.
Kelso: I'm sorry, buddy. I didn't see you.
Fez: Yeah, nice try. I know all about your master plan. Now, drive, you sneaky son of a bitch.

Quote from Fez

Fez: Too bad Kelso doesn't know anything about Jackie.
Kelso: Whoa. That is not true. I know everything about her. In fact, I'll bet I know more about Jackie than Eric knows about Donna.
Eric: Whoa, Kelso. Walk before you run, baby.
Jackie: You think you know me, Michael? Then prove it.
Fez: Oh, I have an idea. Let's play The Newlywed Game. Eric and Donna versus Kelso and Jackie. And I will be the impartial judge who gets Jackie in the end.
Kelso: What?
Fez: I mean, uh, good- good luck to everyone.