Eric Quote #306

Quote from Eric in Eric's Panties

Donna: You know, Eric, you don't have to rub it in. I know I made an ass out of myself.
Eric: Well, you know what? That's what you get for taking me for granted. 'Cause, Donna, I may be skinny, but... Yeah, I'm Mick Jagger skinny and that's very in right now. Yeah, it's very hot.
Donna: Eric, I know you're hot, 'cause you're with me.
Eric: Okay. So, what have we learned from all this?
Donna: Always lock the doors to the Vista Cruiser.
Eric: Right you are.

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 ‘Eric's Panties’ Quotes

Quote from Red

Hyde: Red, you eating again? I thought you'd be full after that burger.
Kitty: Burger?
Hyde: Yeah. The broccoli burger.
Kitty: Oh, you are lying!
Red: Well, come on, Kitty. This isn't food. This is what food eats.

Quote from Midge

Midge: Jackie, why is Donna gonna beat up Eric?
Jackie: Donna found another woman's panties in the Vista Cruiser.
Midge: [gasps] Oh, no!
Jackie: I know, right. Eric's cheating on her.
Midge: Jackie, those panties were mine.
Jackie: You and Eric?
Midge: No! Me and- Geez, you're dumb.

Quote from Jackie

Donna: He usually gives me a kiss good-bye.
Jackie: Yeah. To be honest, it kinda grosses me out.
Donna: Wait, Jackie, should I be worried that he's spending so much time with Shelly?
Jackie: Okay, well, normally I'd say yeah, but Eric would never cheat on you. I mean, all guys cheat. But I never really thought of Eric as a guy. Yeah, he's more like a- like a really masculine girl.
Donna: Uh-huh.
Jackie: Yeah, kind of like you.