Eric Quote #307
Quote from Eric in Eric's Panties
Eric: Man, Bob and Midge must really hate me. 'Cause right after having sex in my car, I think they smeared cheese under the seat.
Hyde: That's just mean.
Eric: There. Okay, I think it's safe for human occupancy again.
Kelso: Uh-oh. Looks like Bob left something in the car too. [holds up underpants]
Fez: Eric, you must sell this car.
Hyde: Or call a priest.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's Panties’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Hyde: Red, you eating again? I thought you'd be full after that burger.
Kitty: Burger?
Hyde: Yeah. The broccoli burger.
Kitty: Oh, you are lying!
Red: Well, come on, Kitty. This isn't food. This is what food eats.
Quote from Midge
Midge: Jackie, why is Donna gonna beat up Eric?
Jackie: Donna found another woman's panties in the Vista Cruiser.
Midge: [gasps] Oh, no!
Jackie: I know, right. Eric's cheating on her.
Midge: Jackie, those panties were mine.
Jackie: You and Eric?
Midge: No! Me and- Geez, you're dumb.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: He usually gives me a kiss good-bye.
Jackie: Yeah. To be honest, it kinda grosses me out.
Donna: Wait, Jackie, should I be worried that he's spending so much time with Shelly?
Jackie: Okay, well, normally I'd say yeah, but Eric would never cheat on you. I mean, all guys cheat. But I never really thought of Eric as a guy. Yeah, he's more like a- like a really masculine girl.
Donna: Uh-huh.
Jackie: Yeah, kind of like you.