Red Quote #215
Quote from Red in Cat Fight Club
Red: I expected more from her. What the hell is she doing with some high-school kid? She went to college!
Kitty: Well, she did flunk out.
Red: Oh, Kitty... I can see how their future is gonna turn out... and it's not good.
[fantasy - The Future, 1997:]
Fez: More mashed potatoes, Red?
Red: Why, thank you, Servotron 2000. Oh, that's cold. Damn foreign robots.
Laurie: Oh, it's so nice to have dinner with the family like this.
Kelso: Yeah. It's a good thing we found a baby-sitting droid for the quintuplets.
Kitty: So, Michael, how's the job hunt going?
Kelso: Great! They had a real short line at the unemployment office, so I got home in time to catch the end of The Space Price is Right.
Laurie: You know, times are tough for me and Kelso right now. You'll help us, won't you, Daddy?
Red: I'll always be there for you, honey.
Kelso: I think she means financially, Red.
Red: I know what she means... kettle-head.
Kelso: You're giving us more money... right, dude?
Red: Yes, damn it!
Kelso: All right. All right. Hey, Laurie, I think it's time for our "nap".
Red: All right! That's it! I've gotta go to Saturn on business for a week. Now, when I get back, you better have a job, or it's off to the asteroid mines for you!
Fez: Don't forget your briefcase, Red.
Red: Thank you, Servotron 2000. Now, roll back the roof, 'cause I gotta go. Jet pack, blast off!
[reality:]
Kitty: Red. Red.
Red: [clears throat] That's it. I'm just gonna tell her that she can't see him anymore.
Kitty: Nope, nope. You can't do that, Red. In fact, the more we fight it, the more she's gonna want to be with... kettle-head.
Red: At this rate, I'm gonna have a heart attack before I even get my jet pack.
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‘Cat Fight Club’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Laurie: Next time we go hiking, make sure you bring a blanket. I think I have a twig in my shorts.
Hyde: What a coincidence. So does Kelso.
Jackie: Burn!
Kelso: Okay, okay. Nice burn. Hi, Jackie.
Jackie: Oh, look. It's Michael and his community chest.
Hyde: Nice.
Quote from Hyde
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Eric: And the rest of dinner, was eaten in complete silence. The only sound was the dull throbbing of that vein in Red's giant, shiny head.
Fez: Boy, I'm glad I'm not Kelso. Sure, he's had sex a lot and I am still a virgin, but... Oh, I wish I was Kelso.
Hyde: No, you don't, Fez. Being Kelso is like knowing the truth behind all the deceptions in society, but not being able to convince any of your fellow suburban clones that anything's wrong, man. No, wait. That's me.
Jackie: [laughs] Man, I just totally forgot why I was laughing. Isn't that funny?
Eric: Okay, uh, no more for the cheerleader. Okay?
Fez: Jackie, you seem different. I don't know if it's your hair, your outfit... or your red, puffy eyes.
Hyde: She's Zen, man. I've taken her under my wing. I'm running a dojo of coolness. Jackie, demonstrate.
Jackie: Oogly moogly. Googly. [laughs]
Hyde: Yeah, it's her first day.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: No, man, Zen. At peace. Aloof. Zen.
Jackie: Oh. Okay, then... Hyde, will you teach me how to be Zen?
Hyde: You can't just teach someone to be Zen, Jackie. You can only learn to be Zen.
Jackie: Okay, I don't understand.
Hyde: Exactly. And that's your first lesson.
Jackie: Huh?
Hyde: Jackie, if you want to be my student, you need to follow my instructions without question.
Jackie: Okay. Okay. See? I can do that.
Hyde: Okay. First thing, finish polishing my boots.
Jackie: Hyde, how's that gonna help...
Hyde: What?
Jackie: Okay.
Hyde: You're gonna make a fine student. Shine, grasshopper. Shine.