Eric Quote #278
Quote from Eric in Red Fired Up
Eric: [clears throat] Speaking of work.
Hyde: We weren't talking about work.
Eric: Work. Right. Dad and I really put in some hard hours today. Didn't we, Pop?
Red: Yeah, Eric's really busting his hump down there.
Kitty: Well, I am just so happy my two fellas work so well together. [laughs] Hey, how's Earl doing?
Red: Oh, he's okay. But his damn dog can't go a day without getting hit. At least I've got one good man down there.
Eric: Right back at you, big guy.
Kitty: Well, that Earl's always been a character.
Eric: Yeah, like today, he was late, and Dad said, "Get to work," and he said, "Sorry, Red, I'm useless without my coffee." And then, I said, "He must not have had coffee in years," right?
Red: Yeah.
Kitty: [laughs] Well, that's cute.
Eric: Yeah, and that's not even my best Earl joke. Okay, ready? Knock, knock. Who's there? Well, it's not Earl, 'cause he's late. [laughs]
Red: Yeah, I'm guessing Earl's not short for early.
Eric: That's a good one, Red.
Hyde: I got one. Um... There once was a girl from Nantucket...
Kitty: Okay, okay. Let's just all eat.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Red Fired Up’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: [whistles]
Red: Do you know the great thing about whistling? You can stop whistling.
Eric: Sorry.
Red: Eric, bend your knees and lift with your legs, or else, I'm gonna...
Eric: Kick my ass, put your foot in my ass, make my ass a hat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Red: Jeez. And I didn't think you were listening.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Hi. How was your day?
Red: I had to let Earl go.
Eric: Let Earl go? You yelled at him until he cried.
Red: Hey. What kind of a man cries after only 15 minutes of yelling?
Eric: Well, I'm sorry. I don't like the way you handled Earl. Dad, he was your friend.
Kitty: Eric, hush, hush, hush, hush.
Red: Eric, work is work. You don't show up late, you don't make excuses, and you don't not work. If it wasn't work, they wouldn't call it work. They'd call it super, wonderful, crazy fun time. Or skippity-doo. Oh, jeez. Why the hell am I even talking to you?
Quote from Jackie
Laurie: Hey! This is my house.
Jackie: So what? Eric wants me here. Don't you, Eric?
Eric: Why, yes, I do.
Laurie: You better watch your back.
Jackie: Really? 'Cause you should stop spending so much time on yours.
Kelso: Oh. Burn! [laughs] Hey, I'm sorry. I just got swept away by the super-good burn.
Laurie: Shut up!