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Kelso: I just realized Jackie's short. And I don't like short people. They're creepy, you know? Always sneaking up on you. I don't even know why I was with her.
Fez: Maybe it's because she's a tiny little whore. Oh. I meant to hurt you, but I hurt myself because I love her.
Eric: Hey, guys. I really cracked Red up today, and not by tripping or getting wet or vomiting.
Hyde: Did you bump your head? [chuckles] That's good stuff.
Eric: No, I just made a joke, and he just... got it. I mean, at work we're like just two guys brought together by the common goal of slashing prices on all your household needs. Plus, I mean, it is so great to see him chew out other people.
Hyde: Yeah, Forman. Now you know how we feel when he yells at you.
Kelso: Yeah. It really is hilarious, man. You get all bug-eyed and stuttery. [laughs] Fellas, I've been thinking. There's a lot of ladies out there, right? Now, I haven't seen nearly enough of them naked.
Fez: Sometimes, I am looking at naked ladies, and then I get exhausted. And then, I get a second wind, and then I'm ready for more naked ladies.
Eric: It's like, at work, there's this guy Earl, and he's a real screw-up, right? So, Red gets pretty PO'd, but that deflects all of Red's anger from me. So, I mean, Earl's like a dumbass lightning rod.
Hyde: I hear that, man. Yeah. I'll only work with the barely competent. It takes the stress out of slacking off.
Kelso: Man, it feels great to be free of that midget. Yeah, uh, it's like the world is my oyster, and I'm ready to shuck it. Nothing but hot new ladies from here on in. I want to be boldly going where no man's gone before.