Eric Quote #217
Red: Boy, it was right around 13 when you started getting a little lippy. And twitchy.
Eric: Well, you know, lippy and twitchy tend to walk hand-in-hand, so...
Red: See? Now that's lippy. You got something you want to say to me, you just say it.
Eric: Dad...
Red: No, I'm serious here. Just for a second, pretend that I'm not your dad. I want you to tell me what you really think of me.
Eric: How about let's do this when you don't have a gun?
Red: How about you do what the guy with the gun tells you to do?
Eric: Okay. I think you're angry because life didn't turn out exactly the way you wanted it to, and, uh, maybe you think if you yell at me, I won't let life push me around, too.
Red: You came up with that answer awful fast. Well... Hell, Eric. Maybe you'll be okay.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Hunting’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: Dad, I know how to shoot. Don't you remember my Taxi Driver phase? I didn't want to kill him. I missed on purpose.
Red: Well, I can respect that more than you being a crappy shot.
Eric: What?
Red: Why didn't you say so?
Eric: Why do you think?
Red: You really think I've been yelling at you for 17 years?
Eric: No. You were probably okay with me as an infant. I just can't remember.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Think we'll see any bears? I'd love to kill a bear.
Red: You can't shoot a bear, it's deer season. You shoot a bear, you get fined, you go to jail.
Kelso: No, I'll just say it was self-defense. Who is the jury gonna believe, me or a dead bear?
All: A dead bear.
Quote from Red
Kelso: I have a right to bear arms, all right? That's in the Constitution.
Fez: Kelso, not everything in the Constitution makes sense.
Eric: Whoa, Fez. Shut up.
Red: What did you say?
Fez: Uh, nothing.
Bob: Foreigners.
Red: I hear you.