Kitty Quote #109
Quote from Kitty in Laurie and the Professor
Professor Stark: Hello, Laurie. I apologize for coming unannounced, but I...
Laurie: Mom, Daddy, this is Professor Stark. He was my art history teacher.
Professor Stark: Well, actually, I was your psychology teacher.
Eric: Well, whatever you taught her, she flunked it.
Red: Eric. So, you're from the, uh, University of Wisconsin? Are you here to give me back my money?
Professor Stark: Well, actually, I came here because of Laurie.
Laurie: Oh, yes. He came to see if the university would take me back.
Kitty: Really? Oh, please, here, have a seat. I'll make coffee and cake... I'll make coffee cake. And coffee! [laughs] Oh, gosh, really, can you get her back into the university and out of my house?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Laurie and the Professor’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Eric: Oh, Mom. Oh, my god, Mom. I had her in my sights. I mean, she was right in the cross hairs.
Kitty: Oh, honey... You know I love you and your sister equally. But if you ever get an opportunity again, for God's sake, pull the trigger.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Excuse me, may I please have a hickey, please?
Donna: No.
Fez: Please?
Donna: No!
Fez: Jackie?
Jackie: No!
Fez: Please?
Jackie: No!
Fez: So, the two of you do things to please your man. Well, Fez is a man. Why do you not please him? Why?
Quote from Midge
Donna: So, here we are... together... again.
Midge: Yeah. I'm just loving the time we spend together, Donna. In my new book, Our Mothers, Ourselves, it says we're supposed to be friends. We should talk to each other and listen. Your stupid father never listens.
Donna: Is there anything in your book about not insulting my father?
Midge: Oh, I don't know, I only read the first chapter. Okay, no more talking about your father. So, how do you like the clogs I bought you?
Donna: Oh, they're awesome.
Midge: Oh, good, 'cause your father's an ass!