Eric Quote #167
Quote from Eric in Laurie and the Professor
Eric: Okay, what if I let her off with a warning, you know? Just this one time.
Hyde: Well, that would be the mature choice... [slaps Eric] But not evil! You gotta think evil, man! Where would we be without the A-bomb?
Eric: Well, actually, the war was all but won when...
Hyde: Shut up! Okay, now, let's... Let's review.
Laurie: [imaginary] Daddy, Eric has dirty magazines under his bed. Daddy, Eric snuck out last night. Daddy, I saw Eric drinking all your beer. Daddy, Eric made it hard for me to concentrate, so I flunked out of college. Daddy, Eric used all my hand lotion.
Eric: Okay, that bitch is dead.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Laurie and the Professor’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Eric: Oh, Mom. Oh, my god, Mom. I had her in my sights. I mean, she was right in the cross hairs.
Kitty: Oh, honey... You know I love you and your sister equally. But if you ever get an opportunity again, for God's sake, pull the trigger.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Excuse me, may I please have a hickey, please?
Donna: No.
Fez: Please?
Donna: No!
Fez: Jackie?
Jackie: No!
Fez: Please?
Jackie: No!
Fez: So, the two of you do things to please your man. Well, Fez is a man. Why do you not please him? Why?
Quote from Midge
Donna: So, here we are... together... again.
Midge: Yeah. I'm just loving the time we spend together, Donna. In my new book, Our Mothers, Ourselves, it says we're supposed to be friends. We should talk to each other and listen. Your stupid father never listens.
Donna: Is there anything in your book about not insulting my father?
Midge: Oh, I don't know, I only read the first chapter. Okay, no more talking about your father. So, how do you like the clogs I bought you?
Donna: Oh, they're awesome.
Midge: Oh, good, 'cause your father's an ass!