Bob Quote #13
Bob: Oh, look, they got Pina Colada in a can.
Red: Bob! We're doing something here.
Bob: All right.
Boy: You know, I might have heard something about a party. Can't recall. Maybe Andrew Jackson could remind me.
Bob: Andrew Jackson, huh? [pulls out money] He's not in. But Abe Lincoln's hanging out with the Washington twins. Would they have any knowledge of the festivities?
Red: [takes Bob's money] So, a real wisenheimer, huh? Well, let's see how smart you are when I snap off your head!
Boy: Okay, okay, man. They said something about a vacant house on Sherman.
Bob: I know that place. It's the vacant house on Sherman.
Red: Good work, Starsky. Let's roll.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Keg’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Donna: Go for it, Eric.
Eric: Yeah, we'll throw a party. Gonna charge $2 a head.
Kelso: $2 a head. A keg is equivalent to seven cases, that's 168 beers. If we each drink three beers a piece-
Hyde: No way, sophomores gonna drink one.
Kelso: True.
Hyde: Yeah, and the freshmen will only drink a half.
Kelso: So that averages out to 1.5 beers per person which means we can invite 112 people. That's $224.
Hyde: Cash.
Kelso: Which is decent.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Those kids could be anywhere. Needle, meet haystack.
Red: Look, they left the house in a wood-paneled ocean liner. We should be able to find them.
Bob: Yep, it's a real asphalt jungle out here. The sun goes down, the rats come out. I lost my mailbox last year. Oh, yeah, you know what it is? The evil spilling over from Sheboygan. Oh, how many stories do you suppose there are in this naked burg?
Red: Eight, Bob. There are eight.
Quote from Fez
Fez: How did you find it?
Hyde: We were driving down the road, man, and there she was.
Fez: Oh, it was a beer in the headlights. [laughs] That is my first American joke.