Red Quote #1027
Quote from Red in That '70s Finale
Kitty: Red, you are not gonna believe what just came for you.
Red: My Packer tickets.
Kitty: I know. Isn't it terrific?
Red: Fifth row. You can hear the knees blowing out from there. I can't believe I have to give them away.
Kitty: What?
Red: I know how much you're looking forward to Florida. I wouldn't do that to you.
Kitty: Red, I don't want to move.
Red: What?
Kitty: Well, I was gonna tell you, but ever since we decided to move you've been so happy and smiley and you're never that way except for when you kill a deer. Red, this is my home. I don't wanna leave.
Red: Kitty, we don't have to go anywhere. I don't care where I live, as long as I'm with you.
Kitty: Really?
Red: Of course.
Kitty: Red.
Red: I love you.
Kitty: Oh, I love you, too.
Red: I was talking to the tickets.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘That '70s Finale’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Kelso: Oh, Mr. Forman, can I light this off in your house?
Red: Sure and then I'll light my foot off in your ass.
Hyde: And that, my friends, is the last "foot-in-ass" of the decade. Cheers.
Kitty: Michael, it is so good to see you. The girls in the emergency room were just asking about you.
Kelso: You know, it's like I've been gone for so long, I almost forgot you're a hot mom.
Kitty: Oh! [giggles]
Red: You know what else is hot? My foot when it's in your ass.
Hyde: Look at that. He had one more in him.
Quote from Eric
[circle:]
Hyde: Guys, I think it's time we honor all the brain cells that survived the '70s. Despite our best efforts, some of those bastards pulled through. Tonight, they're going down.
Fez: Die, brain cells, die! And you're next, liver.
Hyde: Hey, did you guys hear about that car that runs on water? It's got a fiberglass air-cooled engine and it runs on water, man!
Kelso: It's like we never run out of things to talk about down here.
[Jackie and Donna stand behind Kelso]
Jackie: I knew you burnouts would be down here.
Donna: You guys, it's almost midnight. Mrs. Forman is pouring the champagne. [circle ends]
Eric: Hey, guys, last one up the stairs has to call Red a dumbass.
[As everyone runs up stairs, Hyde grabs Kelso and knocks him to the floor before running up the stairs]
Kelso: Oh, man.
All: [o.s.] Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!
[The That '70s Show license plate shows with the validation sticker changed to 80]
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Oh, I'm so psyched, man, I got this, like, four-foot bottle rocket and I'm gonna, like, tie it to my arm and light it and just blast into the future!